Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while...
he was still a prince.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she got...
hit by a parked car.
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Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she's...
smuggling a Volkswagen.
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Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home...
15 minutes before she does.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease,...
the doctor gave her ten years to live.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow...
raincoat, people yell "taxi!"
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Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an...
elevator, it has to go down.
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Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off,...
people think she's backing up.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her...
pants on the driveway.
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Yo mama is so fat that people jog around...
her for exercise.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up...
and tries to tow her back into the ocean...
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Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself,...
it's a long distance call.
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Yo mama is so fat that light...
bends around her.
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Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last...
Christmas and it's still printing!
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Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart,...
she lowered the prices.
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Yo mama is so fat that she gets...
group insurance.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard...
told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".
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Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she...
had to take the guy's word for it.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides...
of the milk carton to display her picture.
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Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses...
for roller-blades.
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Yo mama's so fat she blew up...
the Death Star.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet,...
she gets the group rate.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her...
belt on with a boomerang.
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Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord...
saw her, he doubled the rent.
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Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear...
a sign saying "Caution! Wide Turn".
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Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale,...
it reads "one at a time, please".
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Yo mama is so fat that she fell...
in love and broke it.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale...
it says "We don't do livestock".
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Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth,...
fifth, and sixth of June.
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Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says,...
"Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo mama."
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