I made a belt out of watches once...
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It was a waist of time.
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Why was the shirt happy to hang around the tank top?
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Because it was armless
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Bought a new jacket suit the other day and it burst into flames.
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Well, it was a blazer
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Two silk worms had a race.
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They ended up in a tie.
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Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop? …
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It's too high a price "toupee."
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A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I decided to return it...
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They gave me another one free of charge!
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Got a new suit recently made entirely of living plants.
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I wasn’t sure at first, but it’s grown on me
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"Hold on, I have something in my shoe." "I'm...
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pretty sure it's a foot."
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Why did the belt go to prison?
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He held up a pair of pants!
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Just paid $200 for a belt.
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It was a huge waist!
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I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants,...
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but I couldn't find any.
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What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear?
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Loafers.
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I didn't get a haircut, I...
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got them all cut.
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What is Marco's favorite clothing store?
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Polo.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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A waist of time.
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What did one hat say to the other?
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Wait here, I’m going on ahead!
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What holds your buns firmly and makes them look round and pretty?
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... A hair tie.
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You were born to stand out—mostly because...
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of your fashion choices.
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What did the shoe say to the hat?
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You go ahead, I'll foot the bill
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I'm going to open a clothing alteration shop that focuses on doing all jobs within an hour.
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It will be called 'Taylor Swift'.
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Why did the bowtie go to therapy?
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It was all twisted up inside.
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Why did the button quit its job?
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It was under too much pressure to hold things together.
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What do you call a shoe that loves sweets?
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A sneaker-doodle.
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