How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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Look for fresh prints.
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
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"HDMI"
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
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From a second hand store.
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I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out.
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The cashier said never mind.
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
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He felt his presents.
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How does Darth Vader like his toast?
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On the dark side.
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill? …
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Walking… JK, Rolling.
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What's the Grinchs least favorite band? …
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The Who.
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to? …
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Gen-nay!
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Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner?
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It was Chewy!
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I had to kick Cinderella off the softball team.
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She just kept running away from the ball!
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Clooney, DiCaprio, and McConaughey want to put a movie together.
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Clooney says "I'll direct," DiCaprio's like "I'll act," McConaughey's like "All right, all right, all right!"
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Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
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No? It hasn't come out yet!
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Why did the cow pack up its bags and move to Hollywood?
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To be in the moo-vies.
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What's either a really gross animal issue OR an impressive, magical school?
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Hogwarts.
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What was Sherlock Holmes' favorite protein source?
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Mystery meat.
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What did Cinderella the dolphin wear to the ocean ball?
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A glass flipper.
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon for her birthday?
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She'll "let it go, let it go..."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
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Because Donald ducked.
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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Christian Bale.
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What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to his new love interest?
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... Show me the honey.
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
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"Robin, get in the car."
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What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
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Walking... JK, Rolling!
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Why can t you give Elsa a balloon?
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Because she will let it go!
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Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
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To get to the Dark Side.
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