Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot?
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It got in tents.
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
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It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
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Why did the non-binary prospector head to the West?
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'Cause there was gold in them/their hills!
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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
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Because it's a little meteor.
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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
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Dunno, they're just a bit shady.
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If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
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You can't run through a camp site.
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You can only ran, because it's past tents.
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People are making apocalypse jokes like...
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there's no tomorrow.
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This morning I was wondering where the sun was,...
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but then it dawned on me.
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What did the sea say to the sand?
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"We have to stop meeting like this."
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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
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A little shaken.
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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.
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They decided to call it a day.
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What did the shy pebble wish for?
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That she was a little boulder.
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What kind of music do planets listen to?
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Nep-tunes.
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
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In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went…
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Then it dawned on me.
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Earlier today on the beach I got hit by a wave of cake.
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It was a tiramisu-nami!
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The storm blew off 25% of my roof last night.
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Oof!
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Have you ever tried to catch a fog?
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I tried yesterday but I mist.
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I won an argument with a weather forecaster once.
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His logic was cloudy...
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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A palm tree!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?
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It needed a root canal.
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What did the big flower say to the littler flower?
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Hi, bud!
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
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Thanks for all the sediment.
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