What do you call two guys hanging out by your window?
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Kurt & Rod.
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A book just fell on my head.
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I only have my shelf to blame.
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A boy dug three holes in the yard.
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When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well"
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Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em!
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First one's on the house
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I'll tell you what often gets over looked...
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garden fences.
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
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I'll meet you at the corner!
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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A Brazilian
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I don't trust stairs.
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They're always up to something.
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Why is it always hot in the corner of a room?
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Because a corner is 90 degrees.
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I considered building the patio by myself.
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But I didn't have the stones.
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
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The plot thickens.
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I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on...
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full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".
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What did the scarf say to the hat?
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You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
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What did the hat say to the scarf?
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You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.
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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm?
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A metro-gnome
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The first time I got a universal remote control I thought...
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to myself, "This changes everything."
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I decided to sell my Hoover...
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well it was just collecting dust.
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This is my step ladder.
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I never knew my real ladder.
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I saw my husband trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
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I watched it all unfold.
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Why did the house go to the doctor?
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It was having window panes.
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You can't trust a ladder.
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It will always let you down
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I am so good at sleeping I can do it...
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with my eyes closed!
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The shovel was a ground-breaking...
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invention.
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
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He overswept.
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
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Red paint!
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What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?
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Matt.
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