Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?
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So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
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What happens when you don't obey the KGB? …
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You get Putin jail.
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You're American when you go into the bathroom and out of the bathroom, but what are you when you're in the bathroom?
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... European!
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Which is the fastest growing city in the world?
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Dublin'
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Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas.
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These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
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He had loco motives
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I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone.
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Now it’s Hans free.
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I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is...
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no point Russian into things.
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Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight.
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That would cause mass confusion.
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How do you get two whales in a car?
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Start in England and drive West.
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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
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Roberto
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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?
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Now we just have to call him Dav.
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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? …
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Quatro Sinko.
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What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and the USSR?
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Don't both of them guarantee freedom of speech?… Yes, but the Constitution of the USA also guarantees freedom after the speech.
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I hate Russian matryoshka dolls…
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They're so full of themselves.
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Why did the Romanian stop reading? …
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They wanted to give the Bucharest.
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Why'd the Mexican take anti-anxiety pills?
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For Hispanic attacks!
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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?
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I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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Why do Swedish battleships have bar codes on them?
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So they can Scandinavian.
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The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if...
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they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
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How does a French skeleton say hello?
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Bone-jour.
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I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.
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He said "Wii"
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Why is 6 afraid of 7 in hexadecimal Canada? …
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Because 7 8 9 A?
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I WRITE MY JOKES IN CAPITALS…
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THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
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What's the difference between England and a tea bag? …
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The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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My geography teacher asked me if I could name a country with no art in it.
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I said "No way!"
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It's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore. I just bought a TV that said "Built in antenna."
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To be perfectly honest, I don't know where that is!
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I dated a Swiss girl back in the day and broke up with her once I got to her hometown.
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There were too many red flags!
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