What did the drummer name her twin daughters?
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Anna One, Anna Two...
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"
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She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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Two windmills are in a field and one asks the other "What kind of music do you like?"
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The other windmill says "I'm a big metal fan!"
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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Because he Neverlands.
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I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once...
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It was Everlong...
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Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back.
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Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
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Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?
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1forest1
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
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50 cent featuring Nickelback.
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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
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We're a cover band.
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People are shocked to discover I have a police record...
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but I love their greatest hits!
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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I call it my Trail Mix.
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My friends and I put a band together. We called it 999 Megabytes.
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Still haven't gotten a gig though!
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What is a centipede's favorite Beatle song?
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I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
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They mostly wrap.
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
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A tuba toothpaste.
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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?
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So they can carry their tune
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You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon.
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She let it go.
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They're making a movie about clocks.
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It's about time
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I just broke my guitar.
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It's okay, I won't fret
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When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology.
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It always was my achilles elbow
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What is this movie about?
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It is about 2 hours long.
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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?
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Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
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I was in an 80's band called the prevention.
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We were better than the cure.
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The other day I was listening to a song about superglue...
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it’s been stuck in my head ever since.
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If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form...
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an orderly orderly orderly queue.
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I'm not a fan of elevator music...
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It's bad on so many levels.
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My neighbors listen to great music...
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whether they like it or not!
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