Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has...
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seriously misunderstood the objective.
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What did the mountain climber name his son?
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Cliff.
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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting...
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bigger, then it hit me.
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I asked my date to go to the gym the other day. They never showed up.
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That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.
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They say Dodger Stadium can hold up to fifty-six thousand people,...
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but that is just a ballpark figure.
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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy.
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How low can you go?
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
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A stick.
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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?
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Squash.
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
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He was too far out, man.
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Why is it so windy inside an arena?
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All those fans.
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Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle.
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Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?
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They wanted to hit the high Cs.
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I was going to learn how to juggle, but...
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I didn't have the balls.
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?
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Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
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What is the hardest part about sky diving?
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The ground.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.
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I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
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Shakespeare.
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Have you ever tried archery blindfolded?
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... You don't know what you're missing!
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I joined the gym and asked my trainer what machine I should use to get beautiful girls...
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He told me I should try the ATM machine outside.
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One thing I can't deal with is a deck...
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of cards glued together.
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I was at the gym yesterday and there was some cheese working out.
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Dude was shredded!
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Where does the majority of a hockey player's salary come from?
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The Tooth Fairy!
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You know what the first rule of passive-aggressive club is?
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You know what, never mind, forget it, it's fine.
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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
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Missile toe!
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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang,...
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but eventually it came back to me!
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Why did the coach go to the bank?
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To get his quarterback.
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I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it's the real deal or just a run through?
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I've been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing.
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The neighbors keep demanding that I put it back.
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What's the most patriotic sport?
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Flag football.
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