My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
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The second time let me down.
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If at first you don't succeed, sky...
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diving is not for you!
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Why did the sentence fail the driving test?
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It never came to a full stop.
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I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked.
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Then it just clicked.
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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there...
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Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
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Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
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It's two-tired.
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Have you heard the story about the magic tractor?
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It drove down the road and turned into a field.
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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?
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"Don't look I'm changing!"
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What has three letters and starts with gas?
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A Car.
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A magician was driving down the street and then...
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he turned into a driveway.
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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
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To go with the traffic jam.
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I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together.
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It was rivetting.
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What did the Red light say to the Green light?
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Don't look at me I'm changing!
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Every morning when I go out, I get hit by a bicycle. Every morning!
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It's a vicious cycle.
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What do you do when you see a space man?
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Park your car, man.
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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
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They work on so many levels.
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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.
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I woke up exhausted!
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I am terrified of elevators.
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I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
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… He was a dirty double-crosser!
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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?…
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It was wrong on so many levels.
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What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive? …
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A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
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I sat next to a baby for a 10-hour flight.
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I didn't think it was possible for someone to scream for 10 hours straight... Even the baby was impressed!
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My friend suggested that we disguise ourselves as luggage at the airport...
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I said, "Let's not get carried away!"
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I have a fear of elevators...
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I'm taking steps to avoid it.
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I'm making a documentary on how to fly a plane.
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We're currently filming the pilot!
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Did you know that there are more airplanes in the ocean than there are submarines in the air?
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Well, that's plane to see!
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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
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A Yamahahahaha!
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My wife and I are finally fulfilling our lifelong dream to go visit the Golden Gate Bridge. She asked, "What are you going to do when you first get there?"
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I said, "We'll cross that bridge when we get there!"
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How do you get a country girl's attention?
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A tractor.
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Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
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Because it was too tired.
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