Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?
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She was a roman catholic.
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Did you know that protons have mass?
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I didn't even know they were catholic.
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How do you make holy water?
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You boil the hell out of it.
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Don't buy flowers at a monastery.
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Because only you can prevent florist friars.
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How does a Jewish person make tea? …
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Hebrews it.
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How do you make holy water?
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You freeze it and drill holes in it.
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How do priests get rid of insects?
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... Instead of a church, let us spray!
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When I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. Then as I grew older, I learned in Sunday school that's not how prayer works.
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So I stole a bike and then prayed for forgiveness!
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I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.
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I guess that makes me an eighth-theist!
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What do you call a nun who sleepwalks?
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A Roamin' Catholic!
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I accidentally drank holy water with laxatives.
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I'm about to start a religious movement!
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God said "Come forth and receive eternal life," but...
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he came fifth and won a toaster!
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I never knew how technologically advanced Moses was -
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he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud!
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Why did the nun get kicked out of fashion school?
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Because of her bad habits.
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Why don't Buddhist monks vacuum under their furniture?
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Because they have no attachments.
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What's a priest's favorite type of car?
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A Christler.
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What kind of car does a priest drive?
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A Christler.
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What do you call a religious person who loves baking?
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A pie-ous individual.
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Why did the minister bring a ladder to church?
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He was told the sermon needed to be elevated.
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