Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
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Because it was rated arrr!
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My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
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You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just...
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hope he makes the cut.
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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery.
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He charged one and let the other one off.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
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It's ok, he woke up.
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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Let's go ride bikes!
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No matter how kind you are, German...
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children are kinder.
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Shout out to my grandma, that's the...
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only way she can hear.
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My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you always procrastinate." …
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I said, "Oh yeah… Just you wait."
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I had a granny that we couldn't decide whether to bury or cremate…
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In the end we decided to just let her live.
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My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology.
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I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
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When I was a kid, I made a really big sandcastle with my grandma.…
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Unfortunately, that didn't impress anyone at the cremation…
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What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? …
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An outlaw is wanted.
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My parents raised me as an only child, which really...
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annoyed my younger brother.
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I went to my childhood house today.
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I asked the residents if I could come inside. They slammed the door in my face... My parents are the worst!
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My mother said "One man's trash is another man's treasure." ...
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Turns out I'm adopted.
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Mom has forbidden me from making any more breakfast puns. She says if I do, I'm toast!
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Dad keeps egging me on - he's such a ham!
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Tomorrow my son and I are getting new glasses.
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After that, we'll see!
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My kids refused to eat leftover tacos for dinner so my wife said to throw them out. I did!
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Now I have no idea what to do with the tacos.
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My grandfather always told me to fight fire with fire.
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Great guy, but terrible fireman!
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Why did the kid cross the playground?
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To get to the other slide.
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Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?
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He wanted to see time fly!
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I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying.
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I guess I have some emotional cabbage.
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"Dad, do you think it's going to snow this winter?"
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"I don't know, it's all up in the air"
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It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells...
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sea shells by the sea shore.
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Waking up this morning was an eye-opening...
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experience.
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"I'll call you later."
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Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Our wedding was so beautiful, even...
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the cake was in tiers.
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How do you teach a kid to climb stairs?
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There is a step by step guide.
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