What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
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Same middle name.
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Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person?
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All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!
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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?
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The teachers tend to Babylon.
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What do you call a caveman's fart? …
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A blast from the past.
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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times...
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people were called Lance a lot.
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Why was it called the dark ages?
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Because of all the knights.
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Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar,...
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but they were such lyres.
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The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
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The invention of the wheel was what...
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got things rolling.
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A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender…
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"Five beers, please."
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A history degree is useless...
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There's no future in it!
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What do you call a knight who's afraid to fight?
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Sir Render!
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What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze?
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The sta-tues.
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Why was Napoleon always invited to parties?
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He was known to Bonaparte.
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How did Vikings communicate long-distance?
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Norse code.
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