I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
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I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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This furniture store keeps emailing me, all...
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I wanted was one night stand!
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In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees.
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I know because I kept a log.
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
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But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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I used to be a banker, but...
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I lost interest.
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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?
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They can't control their pupils.
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Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.
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It just doesn’t make any cents.
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If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best...
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advice I can give is to apply daily.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.
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It was sole destroying.
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I used to hate facial hair,
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but then it grew on me.
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It's been months since I bought the book "how to scam people online."
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It still hasn't turned up.
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I used to work for a soft drink can crusher.
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It was soda pressing.
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I broke my finger at work today, on the other...
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hand I'm completely fine.
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I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was,...
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she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture.
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I have a hunch, it might be me.
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A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
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I told him that's the last thing I need.
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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...
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the sails are going through the roof
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Thank you student loans for getting me through college.…
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I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you.
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My boss asked me why I get sick only on work days...
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I said, "I don't know, it must be my weak-end immune system."
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I was so angry yesterday that I threw my keyboard against the wall and parts went everywhere.
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That's when the shift hit the fan!
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Yesterday I couldn't figure out if someone was waving at me or the person behind me.
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In other news, I lost my lifeguard job.
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I was getting in an Uber the other day and the driver said "I love my job, I'm my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!" Then I said
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"Turn left here."
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I hired a handyman and gave him a to-do list. When I got home, only items 1, 3, and 5 got done.
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Turns out he only does odd jobs!
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I once pulled a muscle mining for gold.
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It was a minor injury!
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My boss told me to have a good day...
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so I went home.
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My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together...
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I totally nailed it!
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Why did the knife dress up in a suit?
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Because it wanted to look sharp
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Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work?
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Because he's used to working with a flue.
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