What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
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One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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A weasel walks into a bar.
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The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
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They had a reptile dysfunction.
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I went to the zoo that only had one animal.
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It was a dog - it was a Shih Tzu!
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"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?"
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Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
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A spelling bee.
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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Because it's too far to walk.
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When will the little snake arrive?
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I don't know but he won't be long...
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What do you call a snake who builds houses?
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A boa constructor!
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What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple?
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A porky pine
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What did the beaver say to the tree?
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It's been nice gnawing you.
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What did the dog say to the two trees?
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Bark bark.
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Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?
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Because it's bound to squeal.
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Just read a few facts about frogs.
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They were ribbiting.
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?
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The BP station.
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It was raining cats and dogs the other day.
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I almost stepped in a poodle.
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?
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A USB.
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A farmer had 297 cows, when he rounded them...
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up, he found he had 300.
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I had a pair of racing snails.
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I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
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Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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I tried to milk a cow today, but was unsuccessful.
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Udder failure.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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a labracadabrador
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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
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A babooooom!
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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
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They're really good at it.
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Just watched a documentary about beavers...
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It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
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Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening?
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It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.
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