#DadLife
My little daughter came to me all excited, saying "Daddy! Daddy! Guess how old I'll be in June!" "Oh I don't know princess, why don't you tell me?" I said.
She gave me a huge smile and held up four fingers. It's now three hours later, police have joined in and she still won't say where she got them.

Rate This Joke

Want More Jokes?

Download our app and get access to 19,143 dad jokes, daily featured jokes, and save your favorites!

You've Read 5 Jokes!

Want to keep laughing? Download our free app to access 19,143 dad jokes, save your favorites, and get daily featured jokes!