6 Roasts for Diane
Because every Diane deserves to be humbled.
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Diane appears in 2 cultures: French, English. Multiple cultures, zero cultural awareness.
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Meet Diane! Named after Diane Keaton, who was legendary for being neurotic and winning Oscars. This Diane is legendary for... showing up.
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Plot twist: Diane isn't Diane Keaton. One is famous for being neurotic and winning Oscars. The other is reading this joke.
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Diane comes from French meaning "graceful." Somehow the meaning got lost along the way.
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Diane, your name sounds like a bargain-bin version of the name Diana - the discount-brand goddess of the hunt.
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With a name like Diane, I bet you spend half your day correcting people who think your name is "Dee-Ann" or "Die-Ann."
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