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November 6, 2026

Joke of the Day

What is the pretzel's favourite dance?

The twist!

Food

Nov 5

What do elves make sandwiches with?

Shortbread!

Nov 4

The customer said 'Do you serve crabs here?'

Yes Sir,' said the waiter 'we serve just about anybody!'

Nov 3

What did the hungry computer eat?

Chips one byte at a time!

Nov 2

What do polar bears eat for lunch?

Ice berg-ers!

Nov 1

Waiter, will my pizza be long?

No sir, it will be round!

Oct 31

What do you call a scary bear?

A grisly grizzly.

Oct 30

What do you call a discounted boat ride?

A sail sale.

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