Dad Joke of the Day
April 21, 2026
Charlie: Hey, Mom, tomorrow there’s a small PTA meeting. Mom: What do you mean by “small”?
Charlie: Well, it’s just you, me, and the principal.
Previous Days
What did one math book say to the other?
“Man, I got a lot of problems!”
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About a mile a day.
What did one horse say to the other horse?
“Your pace is familiar, but I don’t remember your mane.”
What animal makes it hard to carry on a conversation?
A goat, because he always wants to butt in.
What did the dalmatian say after he finished eating?
“That hit the spots.”
Where do little dogs sleep when they go camping?
In pup tents.
How does a leopard change its spots?
When it’s tired of one spot, it just moves to another.
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