Dad Joke of the Day
September 21, 2026
My 5 year old nephew came up to me with an outstretched hand holding an acorn. "Uncle, what's this?" he asks.
"That? That's a tree!" I replied "This is a tree?" he asks with a wrinkled look. "Yeah, in a nutshell!" I said.
Previous Days
Remember when botox used to be kinda taboo?
Now nobody even raises an eyebrow.
My wife just left me.
She says my life revolves around football and she's sick of it. I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons.
In honor of St Patrick’s Day
What do you call an Irishman sitting on the porch? Paddy O’Furniture.
When my grandfather turned 65 he started walking 5 miles a day..
He's 90 now and we have no idea where he is.
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick-pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-mates.
Did you hear about the guy who swallowed a lamp?
He just wanted a light snack.
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