Dad Joke of the Day
August 1, 2026
Joke of the Day
Why aren't grapes ever lonely?
Because they come in bunches!
Food
Previous Days
Jul 31
Why did the boy bring a fork to math class?
He heard there was going to be pi.
Jul 30
What kind of trees come in two's?
Pear trees.
Jul 29
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
To find Pluto.
Jul 28
What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
R2 detour!
Jul 27
Why did the alien throw beef on the asteroid?
He wanted it a little meteor!
Jul 26
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it!
Jul 25
How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, because it has four quarters.
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