Dad Joke of the Day
June 13, 2026
What do you get when you mix poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Previous Days
What’s the difference between Neptune and Earth?
There’s a world of difference!
Why did the atom cross the road?
Because it was time to split.
What kind of waves are impossible to swim in?
Microwaves.
Patient: Help me, Doc. I can’t remember anything for more than a few minutes. It’s driving me crazy! Doctor: How long has this been going on?
Patient: How long has what been going on?
Fran: The doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath. June: Do you like the carrot juice?
Fran: I don’t know yet. I’m still drinking the hot bath.
How did the police know the photographer was guilty?
They found his prints all over the scene of the crime.
What did the police officer say when he caught the woman who had stolen the office equipment?
“Just give me the fax, ma’am.”
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