7 Roasts for Matthew
Because every Matthew deserves to be humbled.
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Matthew appears in 2 cultures: English, Biblical. A true ambassador of mediocrity across cultures.
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You're like Apostle Matthew, another famous Matthew writing gospels before blogging existed. The difference is people actually remember Apostle Matthew.
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Matthew shares a name with Matthew McConaughey, who made history by being alright, alright, alright and winning Oscars. Your biggest accomplishment? Spelling your name right.
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Fun fact: Matthew and Matthew McConaughey share the same name! Matthew McConaughey is remembered for saying "Alright, alright, alright". Matthew will be remembered for this joke.
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Matthew comes from English meaning "bright fame." Too bad that meaning doesn't show in your personality.
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Matthew, is that your real name or did your parents just pick it out of a hat?
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With a name like Matthew, I bet you spend a lot of time correcting people on the pronunciation.
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