36 Roasts for Wallace
Because every Wallace deserves to be humbled.
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Wallace Beery was a famous actor, but this Wallace is more like a Wally-eyed amateur.
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Wallace - the name of a champion, but this Wallace is more like a chump-ion at life.
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With a name like Wallace, I bet you spent elementary school teaching substitute teachers how to pronounce it.
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Wallace Shawn played Vizzini in The Princess Bride. This Wallace is more like Vizzini the village idiot.
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Wallace - it's a mouthful, just like the foot you've probably got stuck in your mouth right now.
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Wallace sounds like a wally - which is exactly what you are, wandering through life aimlessly.
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Wallace - sounds like a superhero name, which explains why you're always trying to save the day, even when no one asked.
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Your name has two L's, just like the two left feet you have when you try to dance.
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Your name has 7 letters, just like the number of times you've tried and failed to become popular.
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Wallace Stevens was a renowned poet. This Wallace couldn't rhyme a pair of shoes.
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Wallace means "foreign" in Scottish, which explains why you never quite fit in anywhere.
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Wallace - the name that says "I'm too lazy to come up with anything more creative."
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Wallace, the name that's as unique as a generic brand cereal.
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Wallace, the name that's as interesting as watching paint dry. Or watching you try to paint.
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Your name, Wallace, sounds like it should be attached to a misshapen cartoon character who lives in a trash can.
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Wallace Shawn acted in The Princess Bride. This Wallace couldn't even get a role as an extra in Dora the Explorer.
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Wallace - the name that's just begging to be abbreviated to the even more boring "Wally."
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With a name like Wallace, you must be the distant cousin of William Wallace - except without the bravery, intelligence, or ability to lead a rebellion.
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Wallace Beery was a famous actor. This Wallace can barely remember his own lines when ordering at a drive-thru.
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Wallace, the name that's about as unique and exciting as a stick of plain white bread.
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If your name was Wallace Wallaby, at least it would be a little more fun. But alas, you're stuck with just plain old Wallace.
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Wallace, the name that's as memorable as a forgotten middle name.
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Wallace - the name that sounds like a rejected Monty Python character.
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Wallace - the name that's about as unique as a rock. Just like your personality.
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Wallace - the name that sounds like a fancy tea, which explains why you're so bitter.
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Wallace, the name that screams "I'm too cool for my own good." Kinda like you.
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Wallace Wally Woo-Woo - the name that's as silly as your attempts at being funny.
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I'd roast Wallace, but it would probably just roll off your thick skin.
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Wallace - the name that's as common as dirt. Just like your sense of humor.
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Wallace? More like "Wallow," because that's all you seem to do.
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Your parents must have been high when they named you Wallace. That's the only explanation I can come up with.
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Wallace, the name that's as bland as your fashion sense.
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With a name like Wallace, I bet you spent your entire childhood getting bullied.
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Your name, Wallace, is about as forgettable as you are.
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Wallace, the name that sounds like a wannabe knight. Fitting, since you're always trying to act tough.
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Wallace, just like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit! Though they're famous for loving cheese and crackers, and you're famous for... having the same first name.
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