5 Roasts for Lincoln

Because every Lincoln deserves to be humbled.

5 burns Updated 2026-03-27
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Lincoln appears in 1 cultures: English. Making each culture wonder what went wrong.
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Lincoln: Not to be confused with Abraham Lincoln, who's famous for freeing slaves and wearing a tall hat. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Lincoln comes from English meaning "defender." The name's promise wasn't quite delivered.
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Lincoln sounds like you were named after a president, but ended up being more like a penny - small change.
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With a name like Lincoln, I bet you spent your childhood wishing you were named after a more exciting president, like Teddy Roosevelt or JFK.

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