7 Roasts for Garrett
Because every Garrett deserves to be humbled.
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Garrett appears in 1 cultures: English. A true ambassador of mediocrity across cultures.
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Meet Garrett! Named after Garrett Morris, who was legendary for being an original Saturday Night Live cast member. This Garrett is legendary for... showing up.
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Hey Garrett, you share a name with Garrett Morris, who's known for being an original Saturday Night Live cast member. You're known for... well, we're still figuring that out.
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Wikipedia: "Garrett Morris - known for being an original Saturday Night Live cast member." Also Wikipedia: "Garrett - disambiguation: did you mean Garrett Morris?"
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Garrett comes from English meaning "bright fame." Your ancestors would be so disappointed.
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Garrett? More like Gar-REKT, because that's what I'm about to do to your self-esteem with this sick burn.
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With a name like Garrett, I bet you spend a lot of time explaining to people that it's not "Gary" or "Jared" - or maybe you've just given up and accepted your identity crisis.
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