29 Roasts for Polly
Because every Polly deserves to be humbled.
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Polly Pocket had more personality than you - and she was plastic.
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Your parents clearly wanted a parrot, but ended up with a human named Polly instead.
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Being called Polly means people assume you're either a precocious child or a talking parrot.
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Polly Holliday starred on Alice. This Polly couldn't even pass a driving test.
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With a name like Polly, I bet you've heard every bird pun imaginable.
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I'd roast you, but your name Polly already sounds like a lukewarm cup of tea.
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Sounds like Polly should be a character on a children's show, not the name of a full-grown adult.
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Polly used to be a sweet, old-fashioned name. Now it just makes me think of a poorly-trained parakeet.
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People hear Polly and think "cute and quirky" - which is strange, because that's the opposite of you.
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Polly Flinders created a fashion empire. This Polly can barely dress themselves.
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Your parents named you Polly because they wanted you to be as cheerful and delightful as a nursery rhyme.
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Polly Waffle, Polly Flinders, Polly Wolly Doodle - your name sounds like a rejected Dr. Seuss character.
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Polly Prissy Pants called, she wants her condescending nickname back. Guess that's what you get for having such a prim and proper name.
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Polly Prissy Pants called, she wants her condescending nickname back. Guess that's what you get for having such a prim and proper name.
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Polly Pocket called, she wants her identity back. Looks like your parents took the "mini" version a little too literally.
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Polly Flinders, Polly Wolly Doodle, Polly Put the Kettle On - you must be the most musically-inclined Polly in history.
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Polly sounds like a name that got lost in translation - like your parents were trying to say "policy" but just gave up halfway.
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Polly Pocket, Polly Parrot, Polly Prissy Pants - you're the least interesting Polly of them all.
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Dolly Parton, Polly Pockets, Polly Purebred - this Polly is more like Polly Pitiful.
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With a name like Polly, I bet you spent your whole life wishing you were named something more grown-up, like Gertrude.
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I'd roast you, but your name Polly already has you sizzling on the humor scale.
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People hear Polly and think "Oh, how cute!" - which sums up your entire life.
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Sounds like Polly should be the name of a cartoon bird, not an actual human.
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Polly Wolly Doodle, Polly Flinders - your parents really outdid themselves in the creativity department.
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Being called Polly means you're forever a sweet, innocent, sidekick - not the leading lady.
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Polly the parrot, Polly Pocket, Polly Purebred - you're the Polly no one wants to play with.
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Your name Polly is like a nursery rhyme - short, sweet, and easily forgettable.
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Polly Waffle, Polly Flinders, Polly Darling - your name has more flavor than your actual personality.
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Your parents named you Polly because they wanted a daughter who was as simple-minded as a nursery rhyme.
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