7 Roasts for Felix
Because every Felix deserves to be humbled.
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Felix appears in 10 cultures: German, Dutch, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, English, Romanian, etc.. You're proof that names don't determine destiny.
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Introducing Felix! Following in the footsteps of Felix the Cat, who was renowned for being a cartoon cat with a magic bag. These are some big footsteps to trip over.
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Fun fact: Felix and Felix the Cat share the same name! Felix the Cat is remembered for being a cartoon cat with a magic bag. Felix will be remembered for this joke.
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Parents really thought they were doing something naming you Felix after Felix the Cat. They're famous for being a cartoon cat with a magic bag, you're famous for disappointing expectations.
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Felix comes from German meaning "protector." The name's promise wasn't quite delivered.
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Felix? More like Felon, since that name just screams "I'm up to no good!"
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With a name like Felix, I bet you spend half your time trying to convince people it's not short for "Felicia."
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