7 Roasts for Howard
Because every Howard deserves to be humbled.
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Howard appears in 1 cultures: English. You're like a cultural exchange program gone wrong.
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Howard: Not to be confused with Howard Stern, who's famous for being the King of All Media and shocking people. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Fun fact: Howard and Howard Stern share the same name! Howard Stern is remembered for being the King of All Media and shocking people. Howard will be remembered for this joke.
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Parents really thought they were doing something naming you Howard after Howard Stern. They're famous for being the King of All Media and shocking people, you're famous for disappointing expectations.
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Howard comes from English meaning "noble warrior." Clearly your parents had high expectations that weren't met.
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Howard? More like "How-bored" am I listening to you talk about your boring name.
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With a name like Howard, I bet you have to introduce yourself as "Howard... just Howard" to make it sound more interesting.
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