6 Roasts for Curtis
Because every Curtis deserves to be humbled.
General Burn
Curtis appears in 1 cultures: English. You're proof that names don't determine destiny.
General Burn
Your parents couldn't decide between a short name like "Curt" and a long name like "Courteous" so they just got lazy and met in the middle.
General Burn
You're like the lukewarm porridge of names - not short enough to be snappy, not long enough to be fancy, just stuck there in no-man's-land with Brandon and Marcus.
General Burn
Curtis comes from English meaning "defender." Somehow the meaning got lost along the way.
General Burn
With a name like Curtis, I bet you have to introduce yourself as "Curtis, like the British currency" to avoid the inevitable confusion.
General Burn
Curtis - the name that screams "I was born in the 80s and my parents were really into Westerns."
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