5 Roasts for Ruben
Because every Ruben deserves to be humbled.
General Burn
Ruben appears in 9 cultures: Dutch, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, German, French, Italian, etc.. Somehow you managed to disappoint all of them.
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Ruben? Like Ruben Studdard, famous for being the Velvet Teddy Bear on American Idol. You two have so much in common - you both have names.
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Ruben has Dutch origins meaning "ancient meaning." Too bad that meaning doesn't show in your personality.
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Ruben? More like "Ruined-my-parents'-dreams" if you ask me.
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With a name like Ruben, I bet you spend most of your time telling people "no, it's not 'Reuben' with a 'u'."
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