9 Roasts for Cory
Because every Cory deserves to be humbled.
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Cory appears in 1 cultures: English. You're like a cultural exchange program gone wrong.
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Cory, inspired by Corey Haim's legacy of being a teen heartthrob in the 80s. The inspiration is there, the execution is... still loading.
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Fun fact: Cory and Corey Haim share the same name! Corey Haim is remembered for being a teen heartthrob in the 80s. Cory will be remembered for this joke.
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Google autocomplete: "Cory" suggests "Corey Haim", who's known for being a teen heartthrob in the 80s. For you, it suggests "who?"
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Your parents were so lazy with naming you, they couldn't even be bothered to add more letters - Cory is just "Core" with a participation trophy 'Y' at the end.
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When everyone else's names are like full sentences, yours is more like a text message abbreviation - you're basically the "k" of names.
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Cory comes from English meaning "strength." Somehow the meaning got lost along the way.
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Cory, your name sounds like a failed attempt to spell "Corey" - someone couldn't quite nail the spelling the first time.
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With a name like Cory, I bet you get asked "is that with a C or a K?" more times than you can count.
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