10 Roasts for Clifford
Because every Clifford deserves to be humbled.
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Clifford appears in 1 cultures: English. Somehow you managed to disappoint all of them.
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Clifford? Like Clifford the Big Red Dog, famous for being a really, really big dog. You two have so much in common - you both have names.
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Clifford: Not to be confused with Clifford the Big Red Dog, who's famous for being a really, really big dog. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Plot twist: Clifford isn't Clifford the Big Red Dog. One is famous for being a really, really big dog. The other is reading this joke.
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Your parents must've paid by the letter when naming you Clifford - that's eight letters of premium naming real estate right there.
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I bet you spent half of kindergarten just learning to write your name while kids named "Tom" were already finger-painting masterpieces.
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Clifford comes from English meaning "defender." Your ancestors would be so disappointed.
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They call you Clifford the Big Red Bore because even your snores make the neighbors next door explore other floors!
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Clifford? More like Cliffhanger, because your parents left you hanging with that name.
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Clifford, huh? I bet you spent your whole childhood trying to convince people it wasn't just a big red dog.
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