10 Roasts for Candice
Because every Candice deserves to be humbled.
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Candice appears in 1 cultures: English. You're like a cultural exchange program gone wrong.
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Candice? Like Candice Bergen, famous for being Murphy Brown and a witty journalist. You two have so much in common - you both have names.
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Candice: Not to be confused with Candice Bergen, who's famous for being Murphy Brown and a witty journalist. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Wikipedia: "Candice Bergen - known for being Murphy Brown and a witty journalist." Also Wikipedia: "Candice - disambiguation: did you mean Candice Bergen?"
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Candice comes from English meaning "noble warrior." That meaning must have gotten lost in translation.
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Hey Candice, I can't handle this, you move through life like a sandal miss - all flip and flop with no direction.
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Candice - like the famous actress, but with way better dance moves and singing voice (or so I've heard).
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Candice, your name makes me think of a “candyce” – that's one sweet spelling disaster waiting to happen!
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The only thing more puzzling than trying to find a word that rhymes with "Candice" is trying to figure out why it has more vowels than a game of Scrabble.
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I heard Candice was born during Halloween because her name sounds like "candy-is" available at the door.
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