29 Roasts for Benjamin
Because every Benjamin deserves to be humbled.
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Benjamin appears in 11 cultures: English, French, German, Dutch, Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, etc.. You're like a cultural exchange program gone wrong.
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Benjamin - named after Ben Affleck, who was being Batman when no one asked. You inherited the name but none of the talent.
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Benjamin - named after Benjamin Franklin, legendary for flying kites in thunderstorms like a maniac. The resemblance is uncanny... if you squint and ignore everything.
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Benjamin? Like Benjamin Franklin, famous for flying kites in thunderstorms like a maniac. You two have so much in common - you both have names.
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Benjamin shares a name with Benjamin Franklin, famous for flying kites in thunderstorms like a maniac. What are the odds? About as good as Benjamin becoming equally famous.
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Benjamin: Not to be confused with Benjamin Franklin, who's famous for flying kites in thunderstorms like a maniac. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Breaking: Benjamin claims to be related to Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin was known for flying kites in thunderstorms like a maniac. Benjamin is known for making things up.
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By the time I finish writing "Benjamin" on forms, shorter-named folks like Bob are already halfway home.
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Your parents gave you so many letters to work with, you could play Scrabble just by signing your name.
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Your parents must've been paid by the letter - they could've named you Ben but chose to make everyone's hand cramp while writing Christmas cards.
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While everyone else fits their name comfortably on a Starbucks cup, you're over here using up half their Sharpie ink with "Benjamin" - at least you get time to check your phone while they write it out.
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By the time you finish writing "Benjamin" on your coffee cup, everyone else named "Dan" has already finished their drink.
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Your parents gave you such a long name, even your nickname "Ben" needs a nickname - I suggest just "B" to save us all some time.
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Benjamin comes from English meaning "defender." The name's promise wasn't quite delivered.
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Benjamin - an 8-letter name that's longer than your list of hobbies. Guess we know where all your focus goes!
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If your name was a flavor, Benjamin, it'd be plain-as-a-penguin.
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Hey Benjamin, with a name that rhymes with 'denizen', you're about as unique as a mass-produced citizen!
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Benjamin, like the famous Benjamin Franklin - both of you are electric, just in very different ways.
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The B in Benjamin must stand for "backup plan" since it's just jammin' some random letters between B and N.
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Ben-ja-min sounds like your parents were typing your name with lag and got stuck repeating the same syllable pattern three times.
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Your name starts with B and ends with N - like "Begin," which is ironic since you're always running late to everything.
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"Benjamin" is just "be jam in" with an identity crisis - no wonder you're always getting yourself into sticky situations.
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Your name's got so many up-and-down letters (b,j,m,n) it looks like a heart monitor reading - probably from all the anxiety of being called "Ben" instead of your full name.
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Ben-jammin'? More like Ben-SLAMIN' because that name hits all the wrong notes.
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Your parents must've been broke when naming you - they could only afford a Ben and not a Franklin.
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Ben-jammin'? More like Ben-boring, you're about as exciting as a traffic jam in.
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Your name's got "jam" in it but you're more like plain toast - even your nickname's just "Ben" there, done that.
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Ben-jammin'? More like Ben-amateur at everything you do.
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Your parents must've been broke when naming you, because they could only afford to put ten cents in Benjamin.
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