6 Roasts for Thomas
Because every Thomas deserves to be humbled.
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Thomas appears in 11 cultures: English, French, German, Dutch, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, etc.. You're proof that names don't determine destiny.
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Thomas shares a name with Doubting Thomas, legendary for needing to see wounds to believe. Your legacy will be much less impressive.
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Thomas: Not to be confused with Thomas Edison, who's famous for inventing the light bulb and being 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Thomas comes from English meaning "bright fame." Somehow the meaning got lost along the way.
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Thomas, the name that sounds like your parents were too lazy to finish spelling "Thomasina".
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With a name like Thomas, I bet you spend your days telling people, "No, it's not Tom, it's Thomas - there's a silent 'h' in there somewhere."
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