3 Roasts for Selena
Because every Selena deserves to be humbled.
General Burn
Selena appears in 3 cultures: Spanish, English, Greek Mythology (Latinized). You're like a cultural exchange program gone wrong.
General Burn
Selena? More like Seldom-a-hit, am I right? Your name sounds like a rejected Disney princess.
General Burn
With a name like Selena, I bet you've spent your whole life correcting people on the proper pronunciation. Maybe just go by "Sell-eena" to save yourself the trouble.
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