4 Roasts for Sebastian
Because every Sebastian deserves to be humbled.
General Burn
Sebastian appears in 9 cultures: German, English, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Polish, Finnish, etc.. You're like a cultural exchange program gone wrong.
General Burn
Fun fact: Sebastian and Sebastian the crab share the same name! Sebastian the crab is remembered for singing about life under the sea. Sebastian will be remembered for this joke.
General Burn
Sebastian, is that even a name? It sounds like your parents got halfway through "Sebastiano" and just said, "Eh, close enough."
General Burn
With a name like Sebastian, I bet you spend half your life correcting people on the proper pronunciation. "No, it's not 'Suh-BASS-tee-an,' it's 'Suh-BAST-ee-an,' thank you very much!"
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