34 Roasts for Napoleon
Because every Napoleon deserves to be humbled.
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Napoleon Bona-PART-y - because you're clearly only half the man Napoleon was.
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Napoleon - the name of a military genius, but you couldn't even win a game of checkers.
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Napoleon - a name that means "little lion," but you're more like a declawed kitten.
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Napoleon - a name that demands respect, but you're about as imposing as a garden gnome.
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Napoleon Dynamite brought us classic dance moves. This Napoleon's dance card is always empty.
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Napoleon - the name of a famous emperor, but you're more like a court jester trying to rule the lunchroom.
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Napoleon - a name that screams ambition, yet you've achieved about as much as a white crayon.
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Napoleon Bonaparte led armies to conquer Europe. This Napoleon struggles to conquer his own laundry.
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Napoleon - a name that exudes confidence, but you have about as much self-assurance as a gerbil in a room full of cats.
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Napoleon - a name that conjures images of power and strategy, while you can barely figure out how to use a can opener.
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Napoleon - a name that means "from a small town," which explains why your ambitions are equally tiny.
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Napoleon Dynamite was an iconic character, while you're more of a Napoleon Dynamite-brain.
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Napoleon Bonaparte conquered Europe, while this Napoleon can't even conquer the daily crossword.
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Napoleon - the name of a tyrant, which explains why you rule with an iron fist... over your toy soldier collection.
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Napoleon was a military genius, while you struggle to win Tic-Tac-Toe against a toddler.
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Napoleon the pig was a wise leader in Animal Farm, unlike this Napoleon who's more of a farm animal.
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Napoleon Solo was a suave spy, while you're more of a Napoleon Alone-o.
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Napoleon - a name fit for an emperor, which is why you constantly try to rule over the neighborhood kids.
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Napoleon - the name sounds so grand, it's a shame your stature doesn't quite live up to it.
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Napoleon means "little lion", which explains why you roar so loudly but have the bite of a kitten.
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Napoleon has a regal sound, which is ironic considering your penchant for wearing paper crowns.
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Napoleon is a name that demands respect, which is why everyone just calls you "Nappy" behind your back.
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Napoleon Dynamite was an iconic character. This Napoleon is more like Napoleon Dull-amite.
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Napoleon, the name that's as long as your list of accomplishments.
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Napoleon, the name that's as boring as your favorite TV show.
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Napoleon, the name that's as forgettable as your middle school yearbook photo.
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Napoleon, the name that's as common as your sense of humor.
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Napoleon Bona-part-y, because your name is the only thing that gets invited.
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Napoleon - the name that's as unique as your personality.
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Napoleon, the name that screams "I'm overcompensating for something."
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Napoleon Bonaparte was a military genius. This Napoleon couldn't even win a game of Risk.
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Napoleon - the name that sounds like your parents were halfway through naming you when they just gave up.
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Napoleon, the name that's as outdated as your fashion sense.
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Meet Napoleon! Named after Napoleon Bonaparte, who was legendary for being short but conquering most of Europe. This Napoleon is legendary for... showing up.
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