16 Roasts for Linda
Because every Linda deserves to be humbled.
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Linda? More like Lindy - because you're always a few steps behind.
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Linda - the name that screams "1970s suburban housewife" before the midlife crisis even hits.
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Linda Blair in The Exorcist? This Linda's only demonic possession is the inability to keep a plant alive.
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Linda Hamilton in Terminator? This Linda couldn't terminate her way out of a paper bag.
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Linda, the name that says "I peaked in high school and now I'm a middle manager at Staples."
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Your parents must have been big fans of Linda Lovelace, because this Linda is certainly no pornstar.
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I'd roast Linda, but it's clear your parents already did that when they saddled you with that name.
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Linda Ronstadt? This Linda can't even carry a tune, let alone a successful music career.
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With a name like Linda, I bet you spend half your time correcting people who think it's Lynda.
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Linda Evangelista? This Linda definitely didn't get out of bed for less than $10,000 - because no one's paying her that much.
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Linda sounds like the name of a suburban wine mom who complains about the grocery store not having her favorite chardonnay.
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Linda appears in 16 cultures: English, German, Dutch, Italian, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, etc.. Making each culture wonder what went wrong.
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Linda: Not to be confused with Linda Carter, who's famous for being Wonder Woman in the 70s. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Linda comes from English meaning "bright fame." Your ancestors would be so disappointed.
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Linda, your name sounds like it was picked by someone who got lazy halfway through trying to come up with something original.
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With a name like Linda, I bet you've heard more "Linda, listen!" jokes than you can count.
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