4 Roasts for Landon
Because every Landon deserves to be humbled.
General Burn
Did your parents name you Landon because they hoped you'd land on your feet in life, or was it just wishful thinking?
General Burn
Landon, your name may mean "beloved," but based on your jokes, you're more like "be-loathed" by your friends.
General Burn
Landon, your name is like a generic brand version of "Brandon" - close but not quite there.
General Burn
Landon, your name sounds like a failed attempt at being "London" - the only place you'll ever visit is in your daydreams.
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