8 Roasts for Justin
Because every Justin deserves to be humbled.
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Justin appears in 3 cultures: English, French, Slovene. Making each culture wonder what went wrong.
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Like Justin Timberlake, you're a Justin known for bringing sexy back from the 90s. Except you're known for disappointing people instead.
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You're like Justin Bieber, another famous Justin belieb-ing in second chances and hair gel. The difference is people actually remember Justin Bieber.
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Justin shares a name with Justin Bieber, who made history by being Canadian and having millions of screaming fans. Your biggest accomplishment? Spelling your name right.
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Google autocomplete: "Justin" suggests "Justin Bieber", who's known for starting as a YouTube kid and becoming a global pop star. For you, it suggests "who?"
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Justin comes from English meaning "defender." Clearly your parents had high expectations that weren't met.
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Justin, your name sounds like a cheap knock-off of the classic name "Jason" - just a little less cool and a lot more generic.
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With a name like Justin, I bet you've been mistaken for a Justine more times than you can count. Maybe you should just embrace the feminine side of your moniker.
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