6 Roasts for Jared
Because every Jared deserves to be humbled.
General Burn
Jared appears in 2 cultures: English, Biblical. You're proof that names don't determine destiny.
General Burn
Jared shares a name with Jared from Subway, famous for losing weight eating sandwiches then going to prison. What are the odds? About as good as Jared becoming equally famous.
General Burn
Parents really thought they were doing something naming you Jared after Jared from Subway. They're famous for losing weight eating sandwiches then going to prison, you're famous for disappointing expectations.
General Burn
Jared comes from English meaning "defender." Your ancestors would be so disappointed.
General Burn
Jared, your name sounds like a half-hearted attempt at "Jared Leto," but the resemblance stops at the name – no Oscar in sight for you!
General Burn
Hey Jared, with a name like yours, I bet you're used to people saying, "Oh, Jared... like the jewelry store?" Too bad your personality isn't as shiny!
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