7 Roasts for Ian
Because every Ian deserves to be humbled.
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Ian appears in 2 cultures: Scottish, English. That's a lot of cultures to let down simultaneously.
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Ian: Not to be confused with Ian McKellen, who's famous for being Gandalf and Magneto. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Hey Ian, you share a name with Ian McKellen, who's known for being Gandalf and Magneto. You're known for... well, we're still figuring that out.
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Wikipedia: "Ian McKellen - known for being Gandalf and Magneto." Also Wikipedia: "Ian - disambiguation: did you mean Ian McKellen?"
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Ian comes from Scottish meaning "warrior." Your ancestors would be so disappointed.
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Ian, your name sounds like the sound a parent makes when they're too lazy to finish a name.
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With a name like Ian, I bet you spent your childhood wondering if you were actually part of the cast of Sesame Street.
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