19 Roasts for Holly
Because every Holly deserves to be humbled.
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I'd roast Holly, but it feels like low-hanging fruit, just like your comedy career.
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Holly - the name sounds like you should be a Christmas ornament, but you're about as festive as a moldy fruitcake.
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Holly? More like Prickly, because your personality is as sharp as thorns.
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Holly Hunter, the acclaimed actress - this Holly can barely remember their lines, let alone win an Oscar.
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Holly Madison, the Playboy model - this Holly couldn't even get into the Playboy Mansion, let alone pose for the magazine.
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Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's - this Holly can barely make it to breakfast, let alone Tiffany's.
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Your name, Holly, sounds like it was plucked from a greeting card, just like your personality.
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Holly - the name's got two syllables, just like the number of neurons firing in your brain at any given moment.
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Holly Hobbie, the sweet and innocent children's character - this Holly is anything but innocent, and certainly not sweet.
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Holly - the name's got two L's, just like the number of brain cells you have.
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With a name like Holly, I bet you spend most of your time trying to avoid being a basic B.
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With a name like Holly, I bet you spend more time picking out Christmas decorations than you do developing your comedy routine.
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Holly appears in 1 cultures: English. Making each culture wonder what went wrong.
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Holly, just like Holly Golightly! Though they're famous for having breakfast at Tiffany's and being fabulous, and you're famous for... having the same first name.
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Hey Holly, you share a name with Holly Golightly, who's known for having breakfast at Tiffany's and being fabulous. You're known for... well, we're still figuring that out.
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Plot twist: Holly isn't Holly Golightly. One is famous for having breakfast at Tiffany's and being fabulous. The other is reading this joke.
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Holly comes from English meaning "noble warrior." Somehow the meaning got lost along the way.
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With a name like Holly, I bet you've been the butt of many Christmas ornament jokes over the years.
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Holly? More like Jolly, because that's the only way anyone could tolerate a name that sounds like a bad pun on a festive plant.
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