4 Roasts for Hector
Because every Hector deserves to be humbled.
General Burn
Hector appears in 4 cultures: English, French, Greek Mythology (Latinized), Arthurian Cycle. Multiple cultures, zero cultural awareness.
General Burn
Hector comes from English meaning "defender." Clearly your parents had high expectations that weren't met.
General Burn
Hector? More like Hectored - your parents must have felt Hectored when trying to come up with a name for you.
General Burn
With a name like Hector, I bet you've been the butt of many a joke about being a "Hector-copter" in your life.
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