7 Roasts for Grant

Because every Grant deserves to be humbled.

7 burns Updated 2026-03-27
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Grant appears in 2 cultures: English, Scottish. Making each culture wonder what went wrong.
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Grant shares a name with Ulysses S. Grant, famous for winning the Civil War and being on the $50 bill. What are the odds? About as good as Grant becoming equally famous.
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Grant? Like Ulysses S. Grant, famous for winning the Civil War and being on the $50 bill. You two have so much in common - you both have names.
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Wikipedia: "Ulysses S. Grant - known for winning the Civil War and being on the $50 bill." Also Wikipedia: "Grant - disambiguation: did you mean Ulysses S. Grant?"
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Grant comes from English meaning "bright fame." The name's promise wasn't quite delivered.
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Grant, is that your name or the amount of thought your parents put into it?
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With a name like Grant, I bet you were the kid who had to remind the teacher how to pronounce it every single year.

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