5 Roasts for Google
Because every Google deserves to be humbled.
General Burn
With a name like Google, I bet you're the go-to person for tech support - whether you like it or not.
General Burn
Your name may be Google, but you're no search engine - more like a blank slate that needs to be filled in.
General Burn
Google, the name that says "I'm unique!" but really just screams "I was born in the 90s!"
General Burn
Google, huh? I guess your parents were feeling a little "Bing-y" when they named you.
General Burn
Google? More like Goo-gle, because your name sounds like it was made up on the spot.
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