6 Roasts for Eloise
Because every Eloise deserves to be humbled.
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Eloise appears in 1 cultures: English. You're like a cultural exchange program gone wrong.
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Meet Eloise! Named after Eloise at the Plaza, who was legendary for being a precocious kid living in a hotel. This Eloise is legendary for... showing up.
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Eloise: Not to be confused with Eloise at the Plaza, who's famous for being a precocious kid living in a hotel. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Wikipedia: "Eloise at the Plaza - known for being a precocious kid living in a hotel." Also Wikipedia: "Eloise - disambiguation: did you mean Eloise at the Plaza?"
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Eloise, your name sounds like a mashup of "Elevator" and "Please", probably what people think when they're stuck in a conversation with you.
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With a name like Eloise, it's no wonder you're always the first one alphabetically in every group project - it's the only time you'll be in a top spot.
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