7 Roasts for Eduardo
Because every Eduardo deserves to be humbled.
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Eduardo appears in 2 cultures: Spanish, Portuguese. You're proof that names don't determine destiny.
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Eduardo: Not to be confused with Eduardo Saverin, who's famous for co-founding Facebook and getting screwed by Zuckerberg. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Fun fact: Eduardo and Eduardo Saverin share the same name! Eduardo Saverin is remembered for co-founding Facebook and getting screwed by Zuckerberg. Eduardo will be remembered for this joke.
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Wikipedia: "Eduardo Saverin - known for co-founding Facebook and getting screwed by Zuckerberg." Also Wikipedia: "Eduardo - disambiguation: did you mean Eduardo Saverin?"
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Eduardo comes from Spanish meaning "strong will." Clearly your parents had high expectations that weren't met.
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Eduardo, your name sounds like a mix between education and a doormat - did your parents want you to be well-rounded or just walked all over?
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With a name like Eduardo, I bet you've had to correct people so many times that you've given up and respond to "Edward" just to save time.
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