7 Roasts for Douglas
Because every Douglas deserves to be humbled.
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Douglas appears in 2 cultures: Scottish, English. A true ambassador of mediocrity across cultures.
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Douglas, inspired by Douglas MacArthur's legacy of returning to the Philippines in WWII. The inspiration is there, the execution is... still loading.
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Douglas: Not to be confused with Douglas MacArthur, who's famous for returning to the Philippines in WWII. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Plot twist: Douglas isn't Douglas MacArthur. One is famous for returning to the Philippines in WWII. The other is reading this joke.
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Douglas comes from Scottish meaning "noble." That meaning must have gotten lost in translation.
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Douglas, is that like a double-decker bus for your name? Because you definitely don't have a first-class ticket to creativity.
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With a name like Douglas, I bet you're the one who gets to open the door for everyone else at the family reunion.
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