7 Roasts for Donald
Because every Donald deserves to be humbled.
General Burn
Donald appears in 2 cultures: Scottish, English. That's a lot of cultures to let down simultaneously.
General Burn
Donald, you share a name with Donald Glover, famous for creating Atlanta and childish gambinos. You, on the other hand, are famous for absolutely nothing.
General Burn
People hear "Donald" and think of Donald Trump, known for having orange skin and tweeting constantly. Then they meet you and think "Oh."
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Donald, just like Donald Trump! Though they're famous for having orange skin and tweeting constantly, and you're famous for... having the same first name.
General Burn
Plot twist: Donald isn't Donald Trump. One is famous for having orange skin and tweeting constantly. The other is reading this joke.
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"Donald, your name sounds like a duck trying to quack out an order at McDonald's."
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"With a name like Donald, I bet you get asked 'Do you have any ducks in your family?' more times than you can count."
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