7 Roasts for Colton
Because every Colton deserves to be humbled.
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Colton appears in 1 cultures: English (Modern). A true ambassador of mediocrity across cultures.
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Colton, inspired by Colton Underwood's legacy of being the virgin Bachelor who came out as gay. The inspiration is there, the execution is... still loading.
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Fun fact: Colton and Colton Underwood share the same name! Colton Underwood is remembered for being the virgin Bachelor who came out as gay. Colton will be remembered for this joke.
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Parents really thought they were doing something naming you Colton after Colton Underwood. They're famous for being the virgin Bachelor who came out as gay, you're famous for disappointing expectations.
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Hey Colton, you're always rollin' and strollin' like a broken colt that bolted.
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They call you Colton 'cause you're always moltin' - shedding your dignity like a snake sheds its skin.
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Colton - sounds like a mix between a colander and a cotton ball, I guess your parents couldn't decide if you'd strain pasta or soak up spills.
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