12 Roasts for Catherine
Because every Catherine deserves to be humbled.
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Catherine appears in 2 cultures: French, English. That's a lot of cultures to let down simultaneously.
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By the time I finish writing "Catherine" on forms, shorter-named folks like Bob are already halfway home.
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Your parents gave you so many letters to work with, you could probably rearrange them into three separate names - Cat, Erin, and He.
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Catherine comes from French meaning "graceful." Clearly your parents had high expectations that weren't met.
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Catherine's so scatterin', every time she speaks her thoughts start to flatterin'.
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When Catherine's gatherin', all her friends start blatherin' about how long they've been waitin' and hesitatin'.
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Catherine, your name is so long it's like a spelling bee on its own - even the alphabet gets tired halfway through!
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Ever notice how your name has three E's but zero A's, Catherine? It's like it can't handle commitment to vowels.
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Catherine, your name may mean "pure" in Greek, but with the double "t" and "e", you're anything but simple. Clearly your parents wanted to keep people on their toes when spelling your name.
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Catherine, with a name as long as a CVS receipt, I hope your signature is just a doodle.
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Catherine? More like Gather-ine, since you collect syllables like they're going out of style.
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Your parents must've been cat-herin' for names when they chose one that takes longer to write than to live with.
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