11 Roasts for Carolyn
Because every Carolyn deserves to be humbled.
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Carolyn appears in 1 cultures: English. Multiple cultures, zero cultural awareness.
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Carolyn: Not to be confused with Carolyn Bessette Kennedy, who's famous for being JFK Jr.'s elegant wife. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Carolyn? Like Carolyn Bessette Kennedy, famous for being JFK Jr.'s elegant wife. You two have so much in common - you both have names.
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Parents really thought they were doing something naming you Carolyn after Carolyn Bessette Kennedy. They're famous for being JFK Jr.'s elegant wife, you're famous for disappointing expectations.
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Your parents must've been paid by the letter when they named you Carolyn - that's a whole semester's worth of kindergarten handwriting practice right there.
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I bet you're always the last one to finish writing your name on forms, while people named "Bob" are already halfway through their coffee break.
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Carolyn comes from English meaning "noble warrior." Clearly your parents had high expectations that weren't met.
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Hey Carolyn, your name looks like "car" got tangled up with "lyin'" - guess your parents knew you'd never be good at auto-truth.
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Your name's got more unnecessary letters than a government form - you could've been "Karen" if your parents hadn't gotten fancy with that extra "ol" in the middle.
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Care-o-lyn? More like Scare-o-lyn, because that name's so old it belongs in a museum's rare-o-wing.
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I heard you go by Carolyn, which makes sense since you're always "care-o-leavin'" whenever there's work to be done.
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